Welcome to FistfulofJokes.com, your one-stop-shop for comedy podcasts, jokes, and the occasional whoopee cushion of wisdom.

Now, let’s get down to the business of the “Terms of Use”. (Cue ominous music) We promise to make this as entertaining as possible, but let’s be honest, this stuff is like watching paint dry.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By visiting our site, you are declaring, “I am here for the laughs, and I also agree to abide by these Terms of Use.” If you do not agree to these terms, then we must part ways. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

2. Content Ownership

All content, including podcasts, jokes, puns, one-liners, two-liners, three-liners, and knock-knock jokes, is owned by FistfulofJokes.com or our content suppliers. You may NOT borrow our jokes for your stand-up routine without giving credit. Plagiarism isn’t just uncool—it’s like telling the same joke twice at a party. We all know you heard it from us!

3. Permitted Use of the Site

You can view, download, and print content from this site as long as you are not using it for anything sinister, illegal, or to create an AI that will replace all comedians with robot pun-masters (We’ve seen the movies. It never ends well.)

4. User-Generated Content

We’re open to your jokes, but remember, if you submit it, you’re giving us the permission to use it—so make sure it’s your joke to give. And please, keep it clean-ish. No obscenities, hate speech, or offensive material. We’re here to make people laugh, not cry or angry.

5. External Links

Sometimes we’ll link to other sites for additional humor or context. We don’t own those sites, and can’t be held responsible for their content. We can’t even guarantee that their jokes will be funny.

6. Warranties and Liability

We provide the content on this site as-is, with all faults, and without warranty of any kind. We’re comedians, not product manufacturers. So if you trip on a banana peel or spit out your coffee while laughing, we’re sorry but we can’t be held responsible.

7. Changes to These Terms

We reserve the right to change these terms whenever we feel like it, though we’ll do our best to give you a heads-up.

8. Final Punchline

By using FistfulofJokes.com, you agree not to sue us, hunt us down, or send angry letters if you don’t find our jokes funny. Humor is subjective, my friends!

That’s it! You made it through the legalese. Now, back to the fun stuff!

Happy laughing!